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[07 Oct 2007|11:03pm]
WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD



WHY WHY??

And why is Ariel's dad (King Triton) black?

Gotta say. I'm not so excited about this Broadway thing anymore. But who knows!
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[06 Oct 2007|09:57pm]
"In what one officer called one of the most despicable acts he can recall, a Saratoga County woman is accused of prostituting herself and then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him."


and

She also faces child endangerment charges for allegedly performing oral sex on men during two separate encounters while her 8-week-old son and 5-year-old daughter were in the back seat of the car she was in.


Maybe it was "Take Your Children to Work" day?
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[01 Oct 2007|05:08pm]
The daughter of the "God Warrior" died in a car crash a few days ago. Stop everything you're doing people. This is all vital information.
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Happy Sabbath! [29 Sep 2007|09:22am]
1) A man shouting "God will save me if he exists", lowered himself by a rope into the big cats’ enclosure in Kiev zoo, Ukraine, on Sunday, 4 June, when the zoo was packed with visitors. He then took his shoes off and went up to the lions. A lioness knocked him down and severed his carotid artery, killing him instantly. Lions and tigers are kept in an “animal island” protected by thick concrete blocks.  Fail.

2) A priest has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water. Fail.

3) A young man in Nepal today chopped off his right hand as an offering to a feared Hindu goddess. Fail.

4) A man cut off his own penis and threw it in a toilet ‘so he would stop sinning’. Fail.

5)A Utah woman testified she tried to kill herself on her wedding night after she was pushed into marrying her cousin by polygamous-church leader Warren Jeffs. Fail.

6) Nuns to be evicted from convent because church must pay $660 million in sexual abuse cases. Fail.

7) The head of the Catholic Church in Mozambique has told the BBC he believes some European-made condoms are infected with HIV deliberately. Seriously?

8) A demonstration has been held in south- east Afghanistan accusing US troops of insulting Islam after they distributed footballs bearing the name of Allah. WTF.

9) Evangelical church operates drive-through prayer booth. Eh?



10) At the drive-in church you don't even have to leave your car at his place of worship. OMG.
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[28 Sep 2007|04:21pm]

I think this is the only lolcat I've ever found funnyCollapse ) Ever.

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[24 Sep 2007|08:22am]
Oh my gosh, the cuteness:



Story.
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[20 Sep 2007|04:20pm]
I'm pretty sure this isn't real. It just can't be.

But don't you hate how your operating system does not praise the Almighty Creator? Well, now your computer can be upgraded to "Christian" status. I'm hoping that this is satire, but the website looks legit as far as I can tell.
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[10 Sep 2007|05:18am]
This is just so disturbing on so many levels:

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[03 Sep 2007|03:52pm]
I think I should make a blog just to make links for "strange things Asians do."

Crazed rapist in Thailand attacks women, pigs and banana trees
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[27 Aug 2007|11:20am]

Wikipedia kind of fails sometimes. But that doesn't mean I'll stop using it for truthiness!

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[22 Aug 2007|07:05pm]


"Two please!"
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[20 Aug 2007|11:14pm]
Oh god. This video is so full of win.

Also, Mexicans + a clown car-esque van = hilarity.
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[19 Aug 2007|08:05pm]
And you thought you got crappy birthday presents.
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[18 Aug 2007|11:06pm]
I've been on MyDeathSpace.com for the past hour because it's so morbidly interesting. Most of the deaths are from car accidents and suicides, which are obviously very tragic and sad.

HOWEVER, there are always deaths that stand out.



I smell Darwin Awards!
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[17 Aug 2007|02:25pm]
Some caps of The Dark Knight (sequel to Batman Begins) have surfaced and I'm kind of angry that they made the Joker look like a person who's been pulled over for a DUI:



But that's okay. I'm still optimistic.

EDIT: I thought of a better one. He looks like a guy who got shitfaced one night after a sweaty party. He decided it would be hilarious to wear his girlfriend's make-up, then drives home. Then he's stopped by the police for a DUI and refers to the police officer as "sugar tits."
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[16 Aug 2007|04:29pm]
Alright, this looks like a fake:



But then you notice that it's from Japan, so that explains everything.

There's also a video of it, so I'm guessing it would be harder to "fake" that.
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[14 Aug 2007|09:22pm]
This is so wrong.Collapse ) Then why can't I stop laughing?

Also! Breaking news:

Panhandler Admits He's Probably Not Jesus.

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"Play with Your Food" [13 Jun 2007|08:39am]
Really cute calendar Collapse )
Here's the website: Graphique de France.
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Words [08 Jun 2007|04:25am]
This is as artsy as I'll ever get:

Read more...Collapse )

I did these a few months ago. You know, before I put everything in fucking boxes.
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"Fili, don't be a hero" [01 Jun 2007|10:08am]
This song sounds like it's saying, "Fili, don't be a hero!"

It's kind of amusing.
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